I am an irrelevant, random, silly little text block probably with bad punctuation and horrific spulling that would normally be filled with mindless information that would bore you to tears.
So instead you got something completely different. Squirrel!!!
Look at our photos or Instagram or our facebook page as they’re much more up-to-date, pertinent and are very transparent. Look at the photos as these are easier on the eye than this ‘Calibri font’ to read and contain much more information than I could dribble at you in the time you’re prepared to read. I know you’re busy. We’re all busy.
Once checking us out in all known forms of social media and probably finding the odd nut-ball review, please come back and here book or ring. But booking here and not on a third party channel manager is preferable as this means we can make a little more money, employ more people and improve our overall business so we can serve you better and give you better stuff. Sound ok? Lovely. Carry On then.
Oh, one more thing! We have great food, beer, wine, coffee and a rather eccentric (if not a little weird) owner.
And incase you’re wondering we are a squirrel friendly venue.”